Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 56th Edition

last SG · 2007-09-12T14:03:32+00:00

you're better off not knowing because you are part of the.. uhh.. i think i say too much..

soulwinner SG

Good afternoon…

the Bear SG

what shield?

i still say screw the taser... stick to the old-fashioned one-second lobotomy technique...

tare SG

so next time before the cops can use taser on anyone, they must ask the "suspect" their medical history??!!!

Celtic Knot SG

simi is old-fashioned one-second lobotomy technique...?? Rolling Eyes

soulwinner SG

Hi bear I thought ICA mention it take 3 days for a local passport to process? Why my mum can only collect her passport next mon..?

Celtic Knot SG

hi mdm, have u got any medical history? I am going to taser u at least 9 times now. Now now...dun worries, i promise that it wun hurt a bit....
u wun feel anything at all after that.. just relax, enjoy being the shoot now....dun move, i dun want to kana your ( ) ( )

the Bear SG

you take a nightstick and you apply it with high velocity to the perp's head Laughing

Celtic Knot SG

so violent, cannot lah... just taser at his most important part lor...save the trouble... make his whole life worthless.!

the Bear SG

when you apply?

why everyone decide to apply around this time?

if you can make 100 shoes in 3 days, can you make 500 shoes in 3 days also?

thank about that Wink

the Bear SG

nightstick bought in bulk = $10 each

taser = few thousand dollars plus loadsamoney for each cartridge for the sabots, compressed gas and all that...

stick to the nightstick Wink

Celtic Knot SG

that 100 shoes ... that reminds me that i must find my baby/young time hardcover fairytale books....tat was my most precious property...
hmm...sunday, i will ransack my room!

Celtic Knot SG

but but but nightstick struck that area...cannot justified in writing...xxxxx

but taser, oops subject moved... pin onto it, slowly pull the hook and drag!!...
slow torture...and electrifying....priceless!

the Bear SG

i must have been a twisted child.. i always thought the faerie tales were silly...

i loved Aesop's Fables tho' Smile

soulwinner SG

Sorry to increased your workload.... Dude its sept holiday.... My mum submit her application on mon.... Very Happy

av98m SG

cheap, user friendly and maintenance free Twisted Evil

and the problem with tasers is that you need to be able to maintain contact with the perp for a few seconds minimum for the thing to work, not like in TV shows liddat, touch once and the person knock out liao Laughing

I think that's why the female cop ended up having to try 9 times

soulwinner SG

Nightstick in bulk for $10?

fudgester SG

Cop: Excuse me sir, do you have any history of heart or neurological problems?

Armed suspect: No, officer, I don't.

Cop: Okay, don't mind if I taser you then.

****ZAP!!!!****

Laughing

Celtic Knot SG

cont'd....

OOPS...i accidentally trigger too fast, hit wrong place...can I take them out from your 2 ( ) ( )... i try again later.. dun move mdm, it gonna leave a hook mark on each ( ).

the Bear SG

that's 5 working days.. pretty good already...

remember... for all the complaints and all that, think about the Australian passport..

it costs A$200 for a 32 page and A$300 for a 64 page passport... they hope to process it within 10 working days and after that, they will then send it for your collection..

my friend got his after waiting 2 months from application..

we do what we can.. there is no percentage in delaying people and our guys work until past 8pm each day to get the passports out to people.. and we still get abused...

fudgester SG

In other news...

... the lab officers were shocked when I asked them if they could order 48 litres of industrial-grade glycerine for my FYP experiments. Laughing

I have since lowered the amount to 40 litres... I can't go down any further. The test fluid that I need to use must have a freakin' high viscosity. Razz

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